So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay
(Source: quantum-sheep, via jawlines-and-cheekbones)
These two are the cutest I’ve ever seen! they just go together, seen them both at least once on my dashboard and I had to put them together. This is adorable.
THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.
#just reading this made me sweat omg
Zimbio TV Couples March Madness Challenge 2014
Dave introduces Karkat to Flappy Bird, expecting an entertaining freakout from the troll. Karkat calmly hands it back wil a score of 300 and asks what was supposed to be hard about it.